District 9

"When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet." Over t...

March 01, 2010
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Confessions of a Shopaholic

"You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? ...

February 28, 2010
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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

"You do believe me, don't you?" "I'm doing my best." With explosions in the background, a troupe of act...

February 25, 2010
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The Trail of the Pink Panther

"Well, it's about Inspector Clouseau. MI5 called and reported that Libyan agents heard a rumor that there might be an assassin...

February 13, 2010
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The Revenge of the Pink Panther

"Now, this time *I'm* going to stand on *your* shoulders!" "What good will that do?" "Because I'm ta...

February 12, 2010
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The Pink Panther Strikes Again

"Now, I will walk you to the gate.  And I will kiss you good-bye.  And you will drive off in your new car, which should rightfully...

February 11, 2010
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The Return of the Pink Panther

"The beggar was the lookout man for the gang." "That is impossible. How can a blind man be a lookout?" "How ...

February 11, 2010
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A Shot in the Dark

"You fool! You have broken my pointing stick! I have nothing to point with now!" Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Sellers) is in...

February 11, 2010
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The Pink Panther (1963)

"If I were my father, I'd have you tortured."   "No. If you were your father, I doubt very much if I would have kis...

February 10, 2010
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Batman: The Movie (1966)

"You and your trained, exploding shark!" "How was I to know they'd have a can of shark repellent Bat-spray handy?...

February 09, 2010
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Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Squeakquel

  Since we last saw the Chipmunks: Alvin (Long), Simon (Gubler), and Theodore (McCartney) ( click here for my review of "Alvin an...

January 05, 2010
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Elf

"Why are you smiling like that?" "I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite" When a baby is discovered in S...

December 28, 2009
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Christmas Vacation

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" ...

December 26, 2009
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Up

"This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke." "Hey, I know a joke! A squ...

December 18, 2009
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White Christmas

"I think it's ridiculous, impossible, and insane!" "Anything else?" "Yes, I wish I'd thought of it fir...

December 13, 2009
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The Mouse That Roared

"Remember, men. There is nothing wrong with surrendering to overwhelming powers, as long as it is done in a military manner." ...

December 12, 2009
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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

"The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it." Dr. Horrible (Harris) wants to be a famous super villain and join the Evi...

December 10, 2009
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Sunshine Cleaning

"How'd she die?" "It was sorta a do-it-yourself thing?" Life hasn't turned out the way Rose Lorkowski (Ad...

December 10, 2009
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High School Musical 3: Senior Year

"Danforth! Bolton! You get out there and you get on stage!" "Never thought I'd hear my dad say that." It is f...

December 05, 2009
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon

"You can't trust vampires. Trust me." After a bloody birthday celebration leaves Bella (Stewart) injured, Edward (Pattins...

December 04, 2009
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