Fray's Movie Reviews

"This landing is gonna get pretty interesting." "Define "interesting"." [deadpan] "Oh God, oh God,...

"Four words, Sue. Four words that will change our lives forever..." "[interrupting] The cloud is accelerating!" ...

"So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secr...

"Where would we be without our painful childhoods?" Disfunction just got wackier in "Running with Scissors" base...

"This town might have changed, but not me. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to ...

"Um, all right, let's go over the list again. Ah, Swinging Priest?" "Not enough people." "Crazy Larry?...

"You're a thief and a liar." "I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore." "Steal?" ...

"How's your show going?" "How's it going? This show makes the captain of the Titanic look like he won the lottery...

"Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too." "Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed." O Disney ...

"We followed the rules, and we got screwed." We all know the story...bosses screw over their employees in order to stay weal...

"This is America, babe, you gotta think big to be big." "Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur." I lov...

"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported." A rockumentary of the career of ...

"The brethren know they face extinction. All that remains is where they make their final stand." Pirates are dying. Basical...

"Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something a bit more... shiny. What with the Isle de Muerta going all...

"You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one." 2003: a year that turned two Disney rides into ...

Every year Christmas movies (and music) gets overplayed and we all get sick of them, but these are the Christmas films that I could see over...

"You were chosen for a time such as this..." When I first heard about this film I was very excited! I love the story of Esth...

"The story goes he made a deal to save someone he loved. He'd be normal during the day, but at night, in the presence of evil,...

"Anyone could become obsessed with the past with a background like that!" As a writer (and perfectionist) I can understand...

"I have never known birds of different species to flock together. The very concept is unimaginable. Why, if that happened, we wouldn...