Fray's Movie Reviews

"You know, if it weren't for two things you'd be a terrific dancer." "What's that?" "Your feet." L...

"No poison more deadly than ink." Famed detective Charlie Chan (Oland) and his number one son Lee (Luke) are traveling by ship to ...

"Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand. It's everywhere, get used to it!" Aladdin (Weinger and Kane...

Iago (Gottfried) is sick of being Jafar's (Freeman) lackey. After digging out od the sandy prison they were sent, he ditches Jafar's...

 I have been predicting the Oscars since 2007. Last year I saw 6 of the nominated films and correctly predicted 7 of 9 categories (I don...

"Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?" "Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get ...

"Questions are key to the door of doubt." Famed detective Charlie Chan (Orlan) and his number one son Lee (Luke) are in Monte Carl...

Wallace (Whitehead) has an invention for everything, including making and feeding him breakfast. But inventing is not cheap and he needs to ...

"Why is it you're always causing some sort of commotion?" "I don't cause commotions, I am one." Elphaba Thropp (...

"Is this something that happens to you a lot?" "Unexplained piano in the middle of a German highway? No, this is rare." ...

"That's a pageant I'd like to see!" The Herdmans are the worst kids in town. They smoke, steal, curse, and ignore authorit...

"You know that saying "Time heals all wounds"?" "Hmm." "It doesn't." Jake Turner (Hartley) is a ...

"As I've suspected, you've broken your funny bone!" Mailman Special Delivery "S.D." Kluger (Astaire) is deliveri...

Detectives Tanya Morris (Mowry-Housley) and Ryan Anderson (Campbell) disagree about everything. She is detail oriented and loves the holiday...

"Now give me that hat or else." "Or else what?" "Oh, well, don't bother me with details, give me that hat!...

"I'm too old to die!" Gabbie (Dawson), a former doctor, is looking for a fresh start with her son, Travis (Dillon). She buys a...

"If I'm so bad at poker, how come everybody in town wants to play with me?" Connie Forrester (Hart) and Will DiNova (Lopez) ...

"What's that sound?" "It's the wind. It's speaking to us." "What's it saying?" "I don...

"So, you think she's the girl for me?" "Oh, yeah, she's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She "complete...

"Why are they shooting at me?" "I don't know. Maybe because you're in an orange Lamborghini!" Dominic Toretto (D...