Fray's Movie Reviews

"The best time I've had in the last fifteen years was sitting at that piano with you." "That's wonderfully sens...

"Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better" An old, creepy house on a hill. As spooky music plays, ...

"I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in a light bulb with one hand and pat the dog with the other."...

I can't think about/watch either Charlie's Angels film for too long without contemplating a lobotomy...so in order to cut down on ...

"If our children can live safely for one more day it would be worth the one more day that we defend this island." The island...

"None may enter lest they speak the royal password!" "Carl, what are you talking about? We don't have a password....

"Don't you know slapstick is dead?" With a name like Big Studio, you expect big things, and it doesn't disappoint, w...

"Do you think he sees us?" "No, he can't see us. But trust me, he can feel us watching." I was just talking to...

"If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive...

"What's your sign?" "I'm sorry. It's... unlisted." Dr. Richard Thorndyke (Brooks) is very nervous. ...

"If it wasn't for Jews, fags, and gypsies, there would be no theater." Poland 1939. Germany is poised and ready to take...

"We're actors! We're the opposite of people!" Rosencrantz (Oldman) and Guildenstern (Roth) are confused. They cannot...

"My father taught us not to lie." "Well, mine told me not to starve; so we both have an education." Sometimes all i...

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" People always ...

Front end: "Don't shoot...don't shoot. We're not a tiger. We were just...um..." Ainsworth: "Why are you dre...

"I'm not the Messiah" " I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few." A motion picture desti...

FRAY'S 100TH MOVIE REVIEW "Can we come up and have a look?" "Of course not. You're English types." ...

"And as for fortune, and as for fame... I never invited them in, though it seemed to the world they were all I desired." Movie...

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws: one of the most recognizable images...(introductory) music...and lines in American ...

"There was no F name in the Bible, so Ma named him Frankincense, because he smelled so sweet." It's the 1800s, in a smal...