Fray's Movie Reviews

  Since we last saw the Chipmunks: Alvin (Long), Simon (Gubler), and Theodore (McCartney) ( click here for my review of "Alvin an...

"Why are you smiling like that?" "I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite" When a baby is discovered in S...

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" ...

"This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke." "Hey, I know a joke! A squ...

"I think it's ridiculous, impossible, and insane!" "Anything else?" "Yes, I wish I'd thought of it fir...

"Remember, men. There is nothing wrong with surrendering to overwhelming powers, as long as it is done in a military manner." ...

"The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it." Dr. Horrible (Harris) wants to be a famous super villain and join the Evi...

"How'd she die?" "It was sorta a do-it-yourself thing?" Life hasn't turned out the way Rose Lorkowski (Ad...

"Danforth! Bolton! You get out there and you get on stage!" "Never thought I'd hear my dad say that." It is f...

"You can't trust vampires. Trust me." After a bloody birthday celebration leaves Bella (Stewart) injured, Edward (Pattins...

"You threaten my son, you threaten me." Relying on the kindness of a friend, Michael (Aaron) gets a football scholarship to ...

"Maybe none of us will return." "Oh, well that's much more sensible than just Thorfinn getting killed. Shall we all g...

"Bury the hatchet." "And you know who has the hatchet." "He doesn't have a hatchet, he doesn't even have...

"I can explain in two words: we propose to marry your daughters" After serving as the apprentice to the notorious Pirates of ...

"It is not what things are; it is what they seem to be." Apprentice witch Eglantine Price (Lansbury), spends her time alone ...

"It's late, I really ought to put him down." "May I?" "Yeah, if you want to." "You're short, y...

"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full tra...

"I'm pregnant." "Pregnant... with emotion?" "Pregnant with a baby." It's one night... what cou...

"The only thing I'm good at is pissing people off" Trying to get into the U.K. Academy Awards, journalist Sidney (Pegg) b...

"What is this mess? An empty desk is an efficient desk." Despite his grim and drab surroundings, (gray and depressing), Sam...