Fray's Movie Reviews

"We have scoured the land tirelessly and have finally found the one treasure you most seek." [Gasp] "A pretty pony."...

"Tell me a story where everything works out in the end for the evil witch." Claire Bennett (Aniston) suffers from chronic pai...

"I barely know you." "Sweetie, you're sorta dating him." "Sorry I'm not better looking." He...

Ward (Faison), Tom (Foley), David (Wilson), and Ronnie (Carpinello) have been friends for over 20 years.  They regularly golf together ...

"Yeah, Albert's gonna make sure that little weasel has sung his last song." "Weasels don't sing." "W...

"Harold, *everyone* has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much." Har...

"Excuse me, sir, is this normal, or should I be nervous again?" In 1941, a Japanese air raid severely damages the Sea Tiger, ...

"I want my real life to be as fun as the one I made up!" Doug Harris (Gad), a tax attorney, is getting married in 10 days.  H...

"We humans are more concerned with having than with being." Lucy (Johansson) is coerced by her boyfriend Richard (Pilou Asbae...

"I am a person living with Early Onset Alzheimer's, and as that person I find myself learning the art of losing every day. Los...

"I'm not going to have an argument about whether we're having a goddamn argument or not, right?" "That's the ...

"Sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine." In 1939 Britain decla...

"You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off." The Avengers: Captain America (Evans), Iron Man (Downey Jr....

Modesto (Arevalo) has the ability to communicate with the dead, an ability that he has had since childhood.  He thinks he is crazy and ...

"What makes you any different from them?" "They have something to lose." Frank Castle (Jane) is an undercover FBI ...

"Has anyone ever told you, how beautiful you look, when considering violence?" Moist von Lipwig (Coyle) is a con man and succ...

"Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers! They're US! And if anyone's going to save us, it's us." "But sir...

"Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York." Fin Shephard (Ziering) and his ex-wife April Wexler (Reid) are on their way t...

"I'm showing him how the world works. You work, you get paid, you drink." "You're drinking alcohol?" ...

“You have an outside perspective of the cul-de-sac crew. How do you see us?” “Well, I see you guys as a bunch of old people with surp...