Frozen

Best friends Dan (Zegers) and Lynch (Ashmore) have a skiing tradition: convincing the lift operator to give them free rides on the lift.  This time Dan's girlfriend Parker (Bell) intrudes on their guy time.  At the end of the evening, they convince the lift operator to let them have one more run.  But when he gets called away, a mixup leaves them stranded on the lift.  With bad weather approaching, and the resort closed for the next few days (it is Sunday and the resort isn't open again until Friday), what will they do / how will they survive?

TERRIBLE MOVIE!

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME

A friend rented this, not knowing anything about the film.  We just knew it was supposed to be a horror film.  We were less than impressed... when it was over we looked at each other and said "well, I just lost an hour of my life."

• Sub-par acting (sooo bad)
• Stupid characters... you will literally scream at the screen throughout because they are soooooooo stupid (that's your best idea?  REALLY?)
• Really gross... I can handle blood in movies, but this was just nasty.  Not overly gory, just really disturbing
• The writing... I know it's just an indy horror film, but that's really the best you could do?  Booooo

Why would you write this?  And even better, why would you give someone money to make this crap?  Apparently the writer / director, who I refuse to honor by writing it here, is supposed to be the next big thing, but I'm not really seeing it.  I'm adding him to my "don't watch" list.  I would give it negative stars for the time I lost watching it.  

Frozen (2010) 93 minutes
Rating: R for some disturbing images and language
Director: Adam Green
Starring: Emma Bell as Parker O'Neil
Shawn Ashmore as Joe Lynch
Kevin Zegers as Dan Walker

Don't watch this film... especially don't watch this film at night.  Regardless, watch something happy after this, because you will need something incredibly uplifting or you'll be depressed for awhile.

I feel better now.  Venting about crappy movies is great therapy.