Fray's Movie Reviews

"How do you choose who to save?" "I swim as fast and as hard as I can, for as long as I can. And the sea takes the re...

"The Champ is going to kill me. There's no way I can get out of last place." "Donnie, he's not going to kill yo...

"This is that moment that only exists in sports - where the coach gives a speech on the jumbotrom to get the hometown fans fire...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island. You have the right to fun. If you choose not to have fun, f...

FRAY'S 300TH MOVIE REVIEW * After over 3 years of writing movie reviews I have finally reached my 300th review.  Once again I wil...

"Greetings earthing. At the lazor please record your communication... And take me to your leader."   "That is the funni...

"Most people would leave, but not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues." In the Viking town of Berk everythi...

"What does it mean, industrable?" "In-des-truct-i-ble. It means it cannot be destroyed." Many centuries ago the ...

Best friends Dan (Zegers) and Lynch (Ashmore) have a skiing tradition: convincing the lift operator to give them free rides on the li...

"I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right." During WWII leading Nazis turn to the occult in an effort to win...

"Once a man has seen society's black underbelly, he can never turn his back on it. Never pretend, like you do, that it doesn...

"You've heard of the fury of a woman scorned, haven't you?" "Yeah, I guess I have." "Well, that'...

When a zombie epidemic sweeps New Zealand, only a handful of people remain unaffected.  Three friends, Morgan (Williams), Johnny (Fait...

"I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people....

Happy 300th Post  My how time flies when you're having fun! To celebrate, let's keep with the tradition of reviewing a "c...

"How weird is this going to get? Because some things you cannot unsee." While on vacation in France with her parents, the r...

"Can you put a price on your dreams?" Ancient Doctor Parnassus (Plummer) has the ability to give a person the desires of ...

What doesn't kill you... is going to marry your brother. Marni (Bell) is a successful public relations representative.  She h...

"My mom said to just be myself, and everyone would like me." "That would be good advice if you were somebody else....

"Let me get this straight: our father was romantically involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad becau...