The Guardian

"How do you choose who to save?" "I swim as fast and as hard as I can, for as long as I can. And the sea takes the re...

November 29, 2010
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The Slammin' Salmon (Broken Lizard)

"The Champ is going to kill me. There's no way I can get out of last place." "Donnie, he's not going to kill yo...

November 27, 2010
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Beerfest (Broken Lizard)

"This is that moment that only exists in sports - where the coach gives a speech on the jumbotrom to get the hometown fans fire...

November 25, 2010
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Club Dread (Broken Lizard)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island. You have the right to fun. If you choose not to have fun, f...

November 19, 2010
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Super Troopers (Broken Lizard): 300th Review

FRAY'S 300TH MOVIE REVIEW * After over 3 years of writing movie reviews I have finally reached my 300th review.  Once again I wil...

November 17, 2010
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Puddle Cruiser (Broken Lizard)

"Greetings earthing. At the lazor please record your communication... And take me to your leader."   "That is the funni...

November 15, 2010
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How to Train Your Dragon

"Most people would leave, but not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues." In the Viking town of Berk everythi...

November 14, 2010
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army

"What does it mean, industrable?" "In-des-truct-i-ble. It means it cannot be destroyed." Many centuries ago the ...

November 13, 2010
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Frozen

Best friends Dan (Zegers) and Lynch (Ashmore) have a skiing tradition: convincing the lift operator to give them free rides on the li...

November 07, 2010
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Hellboy

"I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right." During WWII leading Nazis turn to the occult in an effort to win...

November 07, 2010
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Watchmen

"Once a man has seen society's black underbelly, he can never turn his back on it. Never pretend, like you do, that it doesn&...

November 05, 2010
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