Despicable Me 2

"Just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good." When a secret laboratory is stolen by mystery villain w...

December 31, 2013
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The Mistle-Tones

"Under that corporate robot exterior beats the heart of a rockstar" Holly (Mowry) loves to sing and dreams about the day that...

December 26, 2013
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Saving Mr. Banks

"No, no, no, no, no! "Responstible" is not a word!" "We made it up." "Well, un-make it up." I...

December 24, 2013
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Hatari!

"You have been drinking a little, hm?" "No ma'am. I've been drinking a lot." American Sean Mercer (Wayne)...

December 22, 2013
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Babes in Toyland

"I don't mind a double-cross and I don't mind a triple-cross, but see that you execute no quadruple-cross. For this, to me,...

December 21, 2013
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Mary Poppins (600th post!)

Happy 600th post!   To celebrate, let's keep with the tradition of reviewing a musical made before I was born: 100 ... 200 ... 30...

December 14, 2013
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Red 2

"You gave her a gun?" "It is America, Frank." "Everyone else has a gun." Frank Moses (Willis) is en...

December 09, 2013
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The Way Way Back

"Where were you Duncan?" "Nowhere." "That's a long time to be nowhere?" "Well that's whe...

December 08, 2013
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Frozen (2013)

"Some people are worth melting for." The idyllic kingdom of Arendelle is prepared to celebrate the coronation of their new qu...

December 04, 2013
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Mulan II

"It seems like only last month, you and me were fightin' off the Huns and saving China!" "It WAS last month." ...

November 30, 2013
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Mulan

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." "Sir?" "You don't meet a gi...

November 30, 2013
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Thor: The Dark World

"I had things under control!" "Is that why everything's on fire?" After the Chitauri attack on Earth, Loki (H...

November 27, 2013
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TV: Wonderfalls

"Standing up there I realized something." "You're a bitch." "Oh, sure that." Jaye Tyler (Dhavernas)...

November 23, 2013
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Ping Pong Playa

Slacker Christopher "C-Dub" Wang (Tsai) dreams of playing basketball in the NBA, but settles for living with his parents and pl...

November 16, 2013
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Star Trek: Into Darkness

"When were you going to tell me that?" "When it became relevant, as it just did." While on a Starfleet mission, C...

November 11, 2013
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical." "We learn by doing." Admiral James Kirk (Shatner) is bored...

November 07, 2013
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Much Ado About Nothing

Prince Don Pedro (Reed) and his friends and officers Benedick (Denisof) and Claudio (Kranz) visit the home of Leonato (Gregg) the gove...

October 30, 2013
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Plan 9 from Outer Space

"This is the most fantastic story I've ever heard." "And every word of it's true, too." "That's ...

October 29, 2013
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The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu

Jeff Philips (Davis) is stuck in a dead-end job alongside his best friend Charlie (McGinn), a comic book artist.  Nothing exciting ever...

October 21, 2013
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My Fake Fiance

Jennifer (Hart) and Vince (Lawrence) meet at their friends wedding and immediately hate each other.  Vince is a womanizer with a gambl...

October 18, 2013
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TV: Primeval

"Oh, God! You know what? All my life I've wanted to be in a crime-busting gang! And now I am. So... I don't suppose you'...

October 07, 2013
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Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

"And no crop circles!" "Aww, all the other aliens get to make them."  As Stitch (Sanders) and Lilo (Fanning) get ...

September 28, 2013
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Lilo & Stitch

"Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and INSANITY to my list of things I did today!" "Ha ha! You too?&quo...

September 26, 2013
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