High Society

"You could play football in this room." "I know, but can you rehearse?" "Is that chandelier tied tight up ...

December 31, 2010
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The Philadelphia Story

"Doggone it, C.K. Dexter Haven. Either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me." "Shall we toss a coin?"...

December 30, 2010
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Sgt. Bilko

"I'm paralyzed from the hair down. Make the bad man stop." At the Fort Baxter army base, life revolves around the antic...

December 26, 2010
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Scrooged

"All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work... 'My back hurts,' 'my legs ache,' '...

December 25, 2010
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A Muppet Family Christmas

"Aren't they adorable?" "Hey, don't encourage them!" The Muppet gang decide to surprise Fozzie Bear'...

December 20, 2010
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Quantum of Solace

"You lost somebody?" "I did." "You catch who ever did it?" "No, not yet." "Tell me ...

December 18, 2010
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A Charlie Brown Christmas

"Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find, Charlie Brown, maybe painted pink." Christmas time is here, happiness and chee...

December 15, 2010
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine

"Still shootin' first, askin' questions later?" [ shoots cigar to pieces ] "Still smoking cheap cigars?"...

December 10, 2010
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Stardust

"You know you sort of - glitter sometimes. I've just noticed it. Is it... Is it normal?" "Let's see if you can ...

December 02, 2010
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The Guardian

"How do you choose who to save?" "I swim as fast and as hard as I can, for as long as I can. And the sea takes the re...

November 29, 2010
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The Slammin' Salmon (Broken Lizard)

"The Champ is going to kill me. There's no way I can get out of last place." "Donnie, he's not going to kill yo...

November 27, 2010
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Beerfest (Broken Lizard)

"This is that moment that only exists in sports - where the coach gives a speech on the jumbotrom to get the hometown fans fire...

November 25, 2010
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Club Dread (Broken Lizard)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island. You have the right to fun. If you choose not to have fun, f...

November 19, 2010
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Super Troopers (Broken Lizard): 300th Review

FRAY'S 300TH MOVIE REVIEW * After over 3 years of writing movie reviews I have finally reached my 300th review.  Once again I wil...

November 17, 2010
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Puddle Cruiser (Broken Lizard)

"Greetings earthing. At the lazor please record your communication... And take me to your leader."   "That is the funni...

November 15, 2010
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How to Train Your Dragon

"Most people would leave, but not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues." In the Viking town of Berk everythi...

November 14, 2010
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army

"What does it mean, industrable?" "In-des-truct-i-ble. It means it cannot be destroyed." Many centuries ago the ...

November 13, 2010
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Frozen

Best friends Dan (Zegers) and Lynch (Ashmore) have a skiing tradition: convincing the lift operator to give them free rides on the li...

November 07, 2010
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Hellboy

"I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right." During WWII leading Nazis turn to the occult in an effort to win...

November 07, 2010
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Watchmen

"Once a man has seen society's black underbelly, he can never turn his back on it. Never pretend, like you do, that it doesn&...

November 05, 2010
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It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown!

"You've heard of the fury of a woman scorned, haven't you?" "Yeah, I guess I have." "Well, that'...

October 31, 2010
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Last of the Living

When a zombie epidemic sweeps New Zealand, only a handful of people remain unaffected.  Three friends, Morgan (Williams), Johnny (Fait...

October 28, 2010
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The Town (2010)

"I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.&quo...

October 24, 2010
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (300th post)

Happy 300th Post  My how time flies when you're having fun! To celebrate, let's keep with the tradition of reviewing a "c...

October 17, 2010
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Killers

"How weird is this going to get? Because some things you cannot unsee." While on vacation in France with her parents, the r...

October 12, 2010
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