Fray's Movie Reviews

"We don't want people to reach for their remotes here." "It's public television." "They don't have...

"Appearances can be... deceptive." An unlabeled CD is found on the floor of the gym, and discovered by the clueless gym empl...

"I love that you did all this work, and it'll serve you well - but not on this movie." No one expected much from the inde...

"Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops."...

#3 The Little Mermaid "Ariel, will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs?" Teenage mer...

"Damn your murdering hides, meet your maker!" In the 10 years (or 2 lustrum) of his career as a marshal, Rooster Cogburn (Way...

This is year 3 for my blog and for guessing the Oscars. This year I have seen (at this point) 5 of the films being honored ( Iron Man , The...

"What are the two house rules? Number One: No dating till you graduate. Number Two: No dating till you graduate." Cameron (G...

"How come you don't play during daytime? I see you here everyday." "During the daytime people would want to hear song...

"I knew it was too early to promote you." "Well, I understand double 0s have a very short life expectancy... so your mist...

"That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!" The town of Passaic, NJ holds a slice ...

"If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye open..." Liv (Hudson) and Emma (Hathaway) have been best friends s...

The earth is a mess...700 years ago humans left the planet in the care of several solar powered Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth Cl...

"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disgused as another dude!" When his movie is behind schedule (after only a f...

#4 Beauty & the Beast "How can you read this? There's no pictures!" "Well, some people use their imagination....

"Pray you sir, whose daughters?" "Their mothers', I have heard." King Ferdinand (Nivola) has a plan. He and ...

"Well, what's he gonna do now?" "I don't think he plans that far ahead." Outside of a military base two m...

"You know what I don't understand?" "What?" "If he's like, this super-advanced robot, why does he tran...

"A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!" "Then we will fight in the...

"Fine, I'm gonna tell you the story, but I'm not telling you who your mom is." "Fine!" "You're jus...